About us

We are a decentralized religion, which means that members of our congregation celebrate and worship in their homes, in their backyards, in their gardens and in the great outdoors. We hold regular camps and seasons of worship which are open to non-members.

Our services consist of interactive and immersive worship and usually involve some pushing and shoving, a lot of drinking, singing, dancing and swaying and the consumption of the holy cucumber.

Meetings are held three times a week. On Mondays during the full moon, there is a pub cucumber service intended for both members of the general public and for people meeting for the first time. On Wednesdays at lunisolar mid-day, there is an intro cucumber service aimed at members who have not yet advanced to the higher mysteries. On Thursdays at midnight (moonset), there is a ceremony for the seven advanced potadors.

Anyone is welcome to come, meet people, worship the cucumber and learn about our religion, so bring your friends, your family and everything you might need for the next 12 hours.

Of course, meetings are completely free of alcohol, drugs, nicotine and caffeine and we always promote responsible use of all our refreshments (cucumber, cucumber juice). You must always register and be aware that there is a small charge to cover room costs and refreshments. Music is played during all of our meetings.

We are looking forward to seeing you there!